bigpimpinmba's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anti-Drug potty humor Is there anything on earth funnier than going to the urinal and looking down to see the urinal-attempt-to-hide-the-smell-of-pee-thingy inscribed with the words, �Say no to drugs�? I stand there wondering if anyone has really looked down and read those words while relieving themselves and thought, �You know, maybe this urinal is right. I should have said �No� all of these times. If I only would have used this urinal 10 years, two marriages, and three stints in rehab ago. All I had to do was say No all this time? It was that simple? Thanks for the advice, Mr. Urinal!� I would have loved to be in on the �Just Say No� marketing campaign meeting when they were trying to decide where they should place the slogan for maximum effect. Bob: �Hey Ted, what do you think about placement for our �Just Say No� banners? I was thinking college campuses, high schools, billboards, sports arenas, and during Sponge Bob Square Pants. What are your ideas.� Ted: �Bob, those all sound like pretty good ideas, but wait till you hear this: Bathroom urinals. There is no better place to grab someone�s attention than the little spot on the smell-goody-thing in the urinal.� Bob: �That�s brilliant! I�ve always thought that the Urinal Mint was an underutilized asset.� I often wonder what Tina thought about during this meeting. Did she come up with anything for the ladies room? I don�t visit women�s restrooms too often, so I can�t really comment on if there is �Just Say No� advertising in some random spot in the women�s restroom. Maybe some fine ladies could let us know about the advertising campaigns of the women�s restrooms. 9:37 a.m. - 2004-07-02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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