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Quick entry for a Friday

Couple of quick thoughts on this Friday afternoon. I don’t have much exciting or hilarious to talk about right now, so you get a lame random thoughts entry…

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It really is a fun time to be living in the Garden State. Mr. McGrevey has certainly given us enough to talk about for a while.

I’ve been listening to my old Dead Milkmen tapes. I am more and more convinced that those guys are geniuses. Most people know them from their one semi-hit song, Punk Rock Girl, but I submit to you the following as evidence of overlooked genius..

With songs like “Stuart” that start out with the lyrics, “You know what, Stuart? I like you. You’re not like other people here in the trailer park”, you know you are about to witness comic genius. Your suspicions are later confirmed with the lyrics “Do you know what the queers are doing to the soil?”

How about some lyrics from “My many smells”?

“Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom

Other times I smell like a city garbage strike

When all the horseflies grow to 3 inches long

These are a few of my many smells

Won’t you come and smell me?

Won’t you share my stench?”

One last one song lyric from “Bitchin Camaro” where it is basically two stoners talking to each other:

“1: The important thing here is that you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the Shore.

2: Uuuuhhhh…. How are you gonna get down to the Shore?

1: Funny you should ask. I’ve got I car now.

2: Ohhh Wow. How’d you get a car?

1: My folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.

2: You’re kidding.

1: I must be. The Bahamas are Islands. The important thing here is that you ask me what kind of car I got.

2: Uhhh, what kind of car you got?

1: I’ve got a Bitchin’ Camaro….”

Come on. Tell me this isn’t completely amusing.

I’ve also been listening to some old INXS tapes/ CD’s. I never realized how much I really liked that band, either. Shabooh Shabah, The Swing, Kick and X are all great albums. If you were even remotely interested in INXS, you should give them another listen. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

I’ve got my little girl’s Christening on Sunday. That friggin Charley better stay in Pennsylvania because if I can’t use my new horseshoe pits, I will have to use my Pimp-Hand on that beeatch Mother Nature. Wish me luck.

Sorry for the lame update.

Have a good weekend.…

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I couldn’t help it.

I suck.

And I've always hated McGrevey, even before he decided that hairy man-ass was the way to go.

Sorry.

5:02 p.m. - 2004-08-13

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