bigpimpinmba's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walking never felt so cool You know those moving walkways in the airport? Kick ass, right? You�re walking along, but you feel like you�re traveling at like mach 12 and doing a flyby of the tower, making the Commander spill coffee on his chest. �Damnit Maverick!� I like that too. It�s a cool feeling. Well, you�ve never had a feeling like the feeling that you get walking on the moving walkways in Singapore. �Why is that?�, you may ask. �What could make Singapore the coolest moving walkway place on the planet?�, others might pontificate� I�ll tell you impatient bitches. It�s because, in Singapore, you�re not walking on a moving walkway, your walking on a Travellator. A Bone-A-FIDE TRAVELLATOR!!!!! As if you are ever going to feel any cooler than you do when you are walking on a Travellator. Go try to find a Travellator in Camden, Des Moines, Plano or even Eugene. Wait. Don�t bother cause you ain�t findin no Travellator in any of those places. Say it out loud�. Travellator. � Sweet Funky Moses, I said to say it OUT LOUD! TRAVELLATOR!!!! TRAVELLATORTRAVELLATORTRAVELLATOR!!!! You can�t tell me that you aren�t the pinnacle of cool saying �Travellator.� It just don�t get better than that. I�m going home and bragging to all my friends about this. I might not even tell them what it is, but you�re damn skippy that I�m bragging about my Travellator experience. �Hey Stu, You ever been on a Travellator?� �Gee Willackers, Pimp, I actually can�t say that I ever have been.� �Feyg.� It�s like the ultimate Pimp hand. I think I can almost end my arguments by just saying , �Travellator�. And that would be the end of things. Kind of like Shatner�s character�s trump card on Boston Legal�. Denny Crane. There is no real response to it. Pimp: �You know Bob, you make some interesting points, but�.� Bob: �But what, Pimp?� Pimp: �Travellator� Bob: �Shit. I forgot. I�m sorry.� I hope you can all see how life-altering this is. The good people of Singapore took a pretty commonplace item, a walkway, and made it infinitely cooler by calling it the Travellator. I think we need to ��ator� a few more everyday things to make them cooler. Grandpa can now start using his Walker-ator. Once he�s got his Walkerator, ain�t nobody f-ing with his bedpan ever again. I�m no longer going potty on the toilet. It�s the Shiter-ator. As I�m typing this, I�m now the Bloger-ator/ Diary-ator. (OK, Diaryator just sounds like a bad time in the bathroom). We won't use that again. Kiss my asserator. See you later-ator. I think I went a little too far with this entry. I'd say I went about however many paragraphs there are in this entry too far to be exact. 12:46 p.m. - 2005-03-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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