bigpimpinmba's Diaryland Diary
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Uncle Bob links to me - Dangerfood and Jet's Lingerie?
Welcome to everyone who is apparently clicking on over here from Uncle Bob�s Diary. I saw that he linked to me and figured I had better get off my ass and update.
What you get here is a bunch of stupidity and my attempts to make you laugh. I don�t write emotional entries or much serious.
Enjoy your stay.
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Yesterday:
PimpWife: �LilPimp, please eat some dinner.�
LilPimp: �Noooooooooooooooo. That dinner dangerous.�
Dangerous? Really? Where does the kid come up with this stuff?
Wouldn�t you know that exactly 78 seconds later, BigPimp gets a piece of chicken stuck in his throat and has a coughing fit for the next several minutes. Next time my son says a food is dangerous, I think I�ll heed his warning a little more closely.
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Can we agree that a Thanksgiving dinner where the F-Bomb being dropped by yours truly because a certain family member was giving Mrs. Pimp shit for not being a the dinner table on time for prayer because she was trying to attend to our six month old is not a good thing?
Can we also agree that BigPimp should take some English classes to learn how to break up a run on sentence would probably be a good thing?
Let�s all give thanks that I don�t update daily and make you put up with my awful grammar.
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I was driving through the town I work the other day when I noticed a few women walking with baskets balanced on their head:
I�m now on the lookout for rickshaws as a mode of taxi.
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I got the Jets merchandise catalog the other day. As a fan of the Jets, I know that I�m supposed to like Fireman Ed, who leads the J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets! chant at the games, but I think that they might want to leave him off of future advertising pieces.
Little bit disturbing.
I�m not sure I could ever order something from this catalog because I�d be a little scared that he would be the one to deliver the package to my door.
Flipping further through the catalog, I found the following:
Now, I�m a big fan of football. And I�m probably an even bigger fan of sex. However, I don�t really think that I want to be reminded of sweaty men tackling each other when I�m trying to get ready for some lovin. Maybe that�s just me, though.
Now that I think of it, it would be super-fun to incorporate football into my routine. It opens up the possibilities to talk about any of the following:
Touchdown!!!! (Obviously)
Should we go for two?
Insert anything about tight ends, wide receivers, and balls here.
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That�s it. Mrs. Pimp is SOOO getting some Jets Lingerie for Christmas.
I don�t know why they didn�t use the Fireman guy to sell more lingerie, though�
It can't lose.
8:54 a.m. - 2004-11-30
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