bigpimpinmba's Diaryland Diary
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My Little Man the Player
My boy cracks me up with the things that come out of his mouth�
Today, he was riding in the car with my wife, when they were pulling out of the post office. Across the street is McDonald�s.
�Ooooh, �Donalds Mommy! Ba Da BaBaBaaa �lovin it�. He�s 2 �. This is all at once hysterical, cute and a little disturbing. It�s not like we let him eat there too often (once every couple weeks), but he knows his �Donald�s.
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Next example� Sitting at the dinner table after dinner�
Me: �Little man, where did your food go?�
Lil� man: �My mouth.�
Me: �After that�
LM: �Tongue�
Me: �After that�
LM: ��.???
Me: �In your belly, right?�
LM: (Big smile and picks up his shirt, looking at his belly, then pointing to his nipple) �My Button�
Me: �You mean your nipple?�
LM: �YEAAAHHH! Purple!�
Me: �Purple? It�s not purple is it?�
LM: �No�
Me: �Do you know someone who has a purple nipple?�
LM: �Uncle Brian�
Me: �Uncle Brian has a purple nipple?�
LM: �YEEEAAAAHHH�
We haven�t seen or talked about Uncle Brian in over a week. It is just friggin hysterical how a kid will just pull something like that out of the air. Of course, we had to call Uncle Brian and find out how his nipples were.
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Little man is so happy about the littlest things. Out of the blue, he�ll take a swig of his water from his sippy-cup and exclaim, �MMMMM. This water GREAT!!! Thank you Daddy (Or Mommy)!� It�s a cup of water and he could be saying this an hour after we filled the cup with water. All you can do is laugh and say, �you�re welcome�.
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The other night, our friend Kari was over and playing with Little Man. She was taking one of the big, blowup balls and bouncing it off his head, which Little Man thought was hysterical. She hung around for about another 1 � hours. When she was leaving, LM said to her, �Thank you for bouncing ball off my head, Aunt Kari!!� Are you serious? How funny is this kid?
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Any car that goes by our house, regardless of how fast they are driving, he will yell, �SLOW DOWN� at. I don�t know where he gets it.
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He�s definitely becoming quite a character. He�s already got quite a way with the ladies. BigPimp has been training him in the ways of Pimposity and working the pimphand.
As can be seen in the exhibit below, he�s been practicing his brooding drummer-guy routine because he knows that the chicks dig it. If you look closely, you can see that he already has a groupie who knows a thing or two about drummers�.
He�s already got himself a fly ride because everybody knows that a true Pimp needs a cool set of wheels. Although his motorcycle has got some training wheels now, he�ll be rollin� for real before you know it.
You can see by the pictures below that Little Man is a true Pimp. He can�t be tying himself down to just one woman.
Here is Little Man workin his magic on a fine young lady, showing her how he is the master of the church carnival. He took her on the hottest ride in the place�. The Dino-nator. That�s right. He ain�t no cheap Pimp. He knows how to wow the ladies. Just after this picture, he had to put the smack down on one of the carnie kids who was �frontin�� Nothing impressed a woman like beating down a carnie. (And nothing attracts the dredge of the earth like the church carnival, but you don�t realize this until you are an adult)
Next, we can see Little Man showing his little blonde-haired honey how a real playa� throws down. Of course, we had to ask him to show some respect, since we were at church and all.
Here is the little man in training for his career as a diver, since he regularly surfs Diaryland and noticed how many of the fine ladies of D-land commented on the swimmers during the Olympics. He�s obviously going for the high-dive team. We have no idea who the balding guy is that is throwing him in the air.
Of course, there is no way to show a woman how great a guy you are without showing them how you take care of your little sister�
You know he is getting all of his mad skillz from his old man. Just look at the company that the Bigpimp keeps.
That�s definitely NOT Bigpimp�s head pasted onto anyone else�s body. Those are authentic shots of all the hoes that can�t help lovin� on a true Playa.
You can DEFINITELY see where he gets it from with a Dad as smooth as his.
Can't you?
5:12 p.m. - 2004-09-16
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